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Guia de TV - quarta, 29/05/2024

00:00
South Park
The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.
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00:30
South Park
Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
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01:00
South Park
The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.
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01:30
South Park
Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
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03:00
South Park
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
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03:30
South Park
Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
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04:00
South Park
The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.
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04:30
South Park
Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
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05:00
Ninja Woodfire Outdoor Grill
Meet the Shark Ninja Wood Fire Grill, with Master Grill, BBQ Smoke, and Air Fry outdoor capabilities. Powered by electricity and flavored by real burning wood pellets, Woodfire Technology allows you to easily create rich flavor you can see and taste.
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05:30
Paid Programming
Paid programming.
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06:00
Who Stole My Life?
Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
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06:30
Health and Wellness Insights for Older Adults Dr. Laolu
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07:00
Futurama
The Planet Express crew is thrown back in time to 1947 New Mexico, where they become part of the infamous UFO crash.
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07:24
Futurama
Earthlings assault Bender as he delivers toys on behalf of the evil Santabot, who is frozen in a block of ice.
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07:48
Futurama
In several "what if" scenarios, Bender learns how life would be if he were human, Fry experiences life as if it were a video game, and Leela wonders about her true home.
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08:12
Futurama
Bender falls in love with the spaceship after the professor upgrades its software with a sexy female voice.
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08:36
Futurama
Leela is honored for her achievement as a starship captain at the orphanage where she was raised; with Fry's help, Leela learns what happened to her parents.
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09:00
Futurama
Amy's new boyfriend enlists the gang as a posse to pursue rustlers who stole buggalo, an alien version of cattle.
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09:35
Futurama
After the crew is enslaved to help build a pyramid, a suddenly motivated Bender winds up on the throne as pharaoh.
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10:10
South Park
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
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10:45
South Park
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
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11:15
South Park
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.
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11:50
South Park
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
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12:25
South Park
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
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13:00
South Park
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals."
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13:30
South Park
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
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14:00
Seinfeld
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
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14:30
Seinfeld
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
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15:00
Seinfeld
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
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15:30
Seinfeld
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
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16:00
Seinfeld
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
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16:30
Seinfeld
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
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17:00
Seinfeld
Jerry feels betrayed when his method of pleasing a woman is used on Elaine by a friend (Patrick Warburton).
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17:30
Seinfeld
Jerry plans to meet a supermodel at an airport lounge; Mr. Pitt tells Elaine he has mentioned her in his will; George tries to prove he isn't racist; Kramer gambles with a Texan.
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18:00
Seinfeld
Elaine's boyfriend shows his support for a hockey team by painting his face and taunting opposing fans.
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18:30
Seinfeld
George and Jerry are suspected of roughing up Bette Midler in a softball game, giving Jerry's girlfriend, Bette's understudy, a chance to take the stage.
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19:00
Seinfeld
A pact with Jerry prompts George to offer former girlfriend Susan (Heidi Swedberg) a proposal; Elaine's sleep is interrupted by a barking dog.
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19:30
Seinfeld
George tries to find a way to persuade Susan (Heidi Swedberg) to postpone their wedding; Elaine's dog problem is solved by a rabbi with a cable show.
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20:00
Seinfeld
Jerry is challenged when Elaine's boyfriend insists it is impossible to rent a villa in the Tuscany region of Italy.
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20:30
Seinfeld
An uncontrollable wink creates problems for George and Kramer.
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21:00
Seinfeld
Jerry tries to ensure that Elaine's houseguest (Jeremiah Birkett) doesn't sleep through the New York Marathon.
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21:30
Seinfeld
Jerry must choose between his girlfriend (Alexandra Wentworth) and a bowl of soup when a vendor (Larry Thomas) refuses to serve her.
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22:00
Seinfeld
George tries to conceal his ATM code from his fiancee, Susan (Heidi Swedberg); Elaine is intrigued by a man she met at a party.
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22:30
Seinfeld
The swimming pool maintenance man (Carlos Jacott) at Jerry's health club is convinced he is Jerry's best friend.
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23:00
South Park
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
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23:30
South Park
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
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Guia de TV - quinta, 30/05/2024

00:00
South Park
The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.
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00:30
South Park
The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.
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01:00
South Park
Talented friends organize a benefit concert for penniless Chef.
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01:30
South Park
Stan believes his pet fish is involved in a series of murders.
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03:00
South Park
Uncle Howard escapes from the slammer to join Grandma Cartman's holiday celebration.
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03:30
South Park
The boys' class project partner is mentally unstable; a cappuccino conglomerate eyes South Park.
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04:00
South Park
The boys are sent to the Costa Rican rainforest as a part of the Getting Gay with Kids choir tour.
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04:30
South Park
Stan's dad must discover why South Park residents are exploding.
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05:00
Inogen Portable Oxygen - No More Tanks!
Regain independence and enjoy greater mobility with the compact design and long-lasting battery of portable oxygen.
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05:30
Men's Health: All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
Prosvent is a doctor formulated blend of rejuvenating herbs and nutrients that help protect overall prostate health.
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06:00
Who Stole My Life?
Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
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06:30
Jane Seymour, Kate Walsh share their skin secrets
Crepe Erase Ultra visibly transforms your skin with 9 super hydrators! Tune in to see how Jane Seymour and Kate Walsh keep their skin so smooth. Treat and repair the look of crepey skin.Shop at CrepeErase.com.
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07:00
Futurama
Swept away into a space vacuum, Bender has a spiritual experience; Fry, Leela and the professor search for Bender as he floats through space.
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07:24
Futurama
A Wall Street power player from the 1980s replaces Professor Farnsworth as CEO of Planet Express and starts making changes.
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07:48
Futurama
The New New York Mets ink Leela as the first female major-league blernsball player. Guest voices of Bob Uecker and Hank Aaron.
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08:12
Futurama
Wanting to become a chef, Bender seeks mentoring from Helmut Spragel, formerly the world's greatest culinary artist.
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08:36
Futurama
Fry must defend his trip to Omega 3 to retrieve all 79 episodes of "Star Trek." Guest voices: William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy, Walter Koenig, George Takei and Nichelle Nichols.
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09:00
Futurama
Al Gore's head holds an emergency summit in Kyoto, Japan, to deal with global warming caused by robot emissions.
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09:30
Futurama
Fry spots his petrified dog, Seymour, among the artifacts in an exhibit at the Museum of Natural History; Bender perceives Seymour as a threat to his friendship with Fry and gets his own robo-puppy.
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10:00
South Park
The boys coerce two reluctant classmates into a schoolyard fight.
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10:30
South Park
While camping, the boys discover the last two living Jakovasaurs.
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11:00
South Park
Cartman files a sexual harassment suit against Stan.
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11:30
South Park
A meteor shower hits South Park; Shelly baby-sits Cartman.
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12:00
South Park
The boys' call to the police creates a stand-off.
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12:30
South Park
South Park waits for the meteor shower; Kyle and Ike go camping.
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13:00
South Park
The children in South Park are fanatics about Chinpoko Mon.
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13:30
South Park
The boys compete against home-schooled kids in the annual spelling bee.
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14:00
Seinfeld
Elaine realizes that the manufacturer of her birth control device has gone out of business and its product is in limited supply.
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14:30
Seinfeld
Lloyd Braun (Matt McCoy) gets Jerry packs of a special brand of Chinese gum; George runs into a former neighbor.
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15:00
Seinfeld
A loaf of rye bread becomes a point of contention when George's and Susan's parents have dinner together.
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15:30
Seinfeld
A caddie (Armin Shimerman) helps Kramer improve his golf game; George is considered for a promotion at work.
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16:00
Seinfeld
A girlfriend (Lisa Deanne) piques Jerry's interest by always wearing the same dress; Kramer expects Elaine to honor an offer made in jest.
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16:30
Seinfeld
Jerry buys his parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) a Cadillac, which only complicates their lives; George rethinks his engagement.
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