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TV guide - Thursday, 05/09/2024Now
12:02 AM
South Park
Randy sees an opportunity for Tegridy in China.
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12:25 AM
The Daily Show
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
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01:00 AM
South Park
Randy tries to deal with his daughter's marijuana problem on Halloween.
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01:30 AM
South Park
The citizens of South Park have had enough of Randy and Tegridy Farms and they just want to lock him up.
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03:00 AM
South Park
The annual Strong Woman competition pushes everyone to their limits.
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03:30 AM
South Park
Kyle's mom has a fecal transplant and the boys are on a quest for the best microbiome.
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04:00 AM
South Park
Scott Malkinson is desperate to impress the new girl in his class.
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04:30 AM
South Park
Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season.
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05:00 AM
Portable Oxygen
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05:30 AM
Men's Health: All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
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06:00 AM
Who Stole My Life?
Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
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06:30 AM
Jane Seymour, Kate Walsh share their skin secrets
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07:00 AM
Futurama
The theory of evolution is put to the test on a planet inhabited by robots.
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07:24 AM
Futurama
A revolutionary invention allows the crew members to exchange minds.
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07:48 AM
Futurama
Alien leader Lrrr faces a midlife crisis following a bungled Earth invasion.
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08:12 AM
Futurama
Leela leads an army of underground mutants in a rebellion against the surface people.
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08:36 AM
Futurama
The Planet Express crew learns the true meaning of Xmas, Robanakah and Kwanzaa.
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09:00 AM
Futurama
Bender goes into hiding after testifying against the Robot Mafia.
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09:30 AM
Futurama
Leela hunts down a mysterious four-dimensional space whale in the Bermuda Tetrahedron.
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10:00 AM
South Park
Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year.
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10:30 AM
South Park
Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.
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11:00 AM
South Park
Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job.
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11:30 AM
South Park
A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.
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12:00 PM
South Park
The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.
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12:30 PM
South Park
Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.
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01:00 PM
South Park
Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.
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01:30 PM
South Park
The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.
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02:00 PM
Seinfeld
George pulls out all the stops to find a commemorative key ring he lost; Jerry drops his girlfriend's toothbrush in the toilet; Kramer adopts a highway.
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02:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry ends up in a weightlifting contest with an older man (Lloyd Bridges); a beautiful woman (Chelsea Noble) mistakes George for her ex-boyfriend.
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03:00 PM
Seinfeld
George finds the ideal napping spot at work; Jerry has his kitchen rebuilt; Elaine meets a new beau (Vince Grant).
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03:30 PM
Seinfeld
George begins to wonder what his new girlfriend (Suzanne Cryer) isn't telling him when she says, "Yada, yada, yada."
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04:00 PM
Seinfeld
Newman nixes Kramer's millennium-party plans; Jerry obsesses about his position on his girlfriend's speed dial.
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04:30 PM
Seinfeld
Elaine's new business, selling only the upper part of muffins, is challenged to dispose of the unused bottoms.
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05:00 PM
Seinfeld
George's plans for a summer getaway are foiled; Elaine's well-meaning criticism of a co-worker is not well-received.
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05:30 PM
Seinfeld
Competing comic Bania warms to Jerry's crowds; Elaine and David unite for a European trip; Kramer reconsiders butter.
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06:00 PM
The Office
Michael tries to be supportive after learning that a new employee is an ex-convict, then the staff compares the office to a prison.
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06:35 PM
The Office
Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.
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07:10 PM
The Office
Strife on the party-planning committee results in two competing Christmas parties; Michael gets dumped for the holidays.
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07:45 PM
The Office
Michael returns from his Jamaican vacation; an e-mail of a racy vacation photo makes the rounds of the office.
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08:20 PM
The Office
Andy suggests that Michael team up the staff for sales calls; Dwight tries to cover for Angela when she misses a deadline.
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08:55 PM
The Office
Oscar returns from his long vacation; Andy takes advantage of events to get closer to Michael; Jim gets Karen and Pam to help stage a prank on a new target.
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09:30 PM
The Office
Michael brings two adult performers into the office in honor of Phyllis' wedding shower; Karen confronts Pam about her past with Jim.
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10:00 PM
The Office
Phyllis regrets giving Michael an important job at her wedding; Dwight plans to catch wedding crashers.
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10:30 PM
The Office
Ryan invites Michael to be a guest speaker at his business school; Dwight battles a bat that is loose in the office; Pam invites co-workers to her first art show.
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11:00 PM
The Daily Show
Host Jon Stewart returns to his place behind the desk for an unvarnished look at the 2024 election, with expert analysis from the news team.
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TV guide - Friday, 05/10/2024
12:00 AM
South Park
Stan is reeling when a cheating scandal hits the school.
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12:30 AM
South Park
The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.
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01:00 AM
South Park
Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
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01:25 AM
The Daily Show
Host Jon Stewart returns to his place behind the desk for an unvarnished look at the 2024 election, with expert analysis from the news team.
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02:00 AM
South Park
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
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02:30 AM
South Park
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
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03:00 AM
South Park
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.
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03:30 AM
South Park
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
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04:00 AM
South Park
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
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04:30 AM
South Park
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals."
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05:00 AM
CSN Mint
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05:30 AM
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06:00 AM
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06:30 AM
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07:00 AM
Futurama
Fry quits his job and becomes a police officer assigned to the Future Crimes Division.
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07:30 AM
Futurama
Bender gains the ability to replicate himself and threatens to overrun Earth with copies of himself.
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08:00 AM
Futurama
The crew uncovers a dark secret about a covert mission from long ago.
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08:30 AM
Futurama
Bender's disembodied software haunts the Planet Express building after he dies.
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09:00 AM
Futurama
The crew encounters a bizarre alien with power to change their characteristics.
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09:35 AM
Futurama
Leela becomes a Hollywood big shot after her series creation.
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10:10 AM
South Park
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
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10:45 AM
South Park
A ban on fireworks threatens the 4th of July festivities until the mayor comes up with a plan to put South Park on the map.
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11:15 AM
South Park
A film festival comes to South Park, and the town and Mr. Hankey are over-run by Hollywood types and the expanding population.
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11:50 AM
South Park
The kids' parents have only their best interests at heart when they arrange for the kids to be exposed to the chickenpox virus.
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12:25 PM
South Park
The new planetarium has a strange pull on Stan, Kyle and Kenny; Cartman wants the lead in "Les Miserables."
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01:00 PM
South Park
The boys build rival clubhouses; Stan invites Wendy to play truth or dare.
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01:30 PM
South Park
The boys want to compete at bull-riding; area cows get religion.
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02:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry finds part of his new date's anatomy of interest; George's job is threatened; Elaine's relationship sputters.
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02:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry tries to reveal more of his feelings on the advice of his new girlfriend (Lori Loughlin). With Jason Alexander.
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03:00 PM
Seinfeld
At his parents' insistence, Jerry is coached by personal trainer Izzy Mandelbaum (Lloyd Bridges) to lose weight.
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03:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry, promised a vehicle as payment for a performance, winds up getting a van instead of a car; Elaine meets a new man; Kramer has no need for mail.
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04:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry has designs on his new date's collection of toys; Kramer discovers furniture with a noteworthy past.
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04:30 PM
Seinfeld
Kramer gets into meat slicing; Jerry dates a doctor (Marcia Cross) who isn't impressed with his job; George's new boss is a former adversary.
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