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TV guide - Wednesday, 05/22/2024
12:00 AM
Futurama
When Dr. Zoidberg returns to his home planet for mating season, Fry gives him a tutorial in 20th-century love.
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12:24 AM
Futurama
When Fry's head is grafted onto Amy's body, they are forced to spend Valentine's Day together. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio and Lauren Tom.
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12:48 AM
Futurama
The Professor hires a Bender look-alike to guard a jeweled tiara for the Miss Universe contest, but it disappears.
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01:12 AM
Futurama
Bender becomes a headliner in the Ultimate Robot Fighting League. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio and Lauren Tom.
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01:36 AM
Futurama
Determined to perpetuate her race, Leela accepts the marriage proposal of a male cyclops. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.
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02:00 AM
Futurama
When Hermes goes on vacation, an attractive bureaucrat takes his place at Planet Express. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom. Guest voice: Nora Dunn.
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02:35 AM
Futurama
Professor Farnsworth creates a clone named Cubert on the occasion of his 150th birthday. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John DiMaggio.
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03:10 AM
South Park
The boys are getting close to discovering the truth about the first Thanksgiving.
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03:45 AM
South Park
Kenny ends up in foster care after his parents are arrested.
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04:15 AM
South Park
An unspeakable tragedy occurs when one of the boys leaves the toilet seat up after using the bathroom.
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04:50 AM
South Park
Cartman starts his own gem shopping channel.
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05:25 AM
South Park
The kids are in danger when new trends start to evolve and shift at a rapid pace.
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06:00 AM
South Park
An unlikely bully makes Butters his victim.
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06:30 AM
South Park
The boys' ziplining adventure becomes a terrifying experience.
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07:00 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry and George meet with a skeptical TV executive about their show; Kramer dates Jerry's ex-girlfriend.
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07:30 AM
Seinfeld
An eavesdropping college reporter prints the mistaken story that Jerry and George are longtime intimate companions.
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08:00 AM
Seinfeld
When Jerry, George and Elaine volunteer to comfort senior citizens in their homes, it leads to disaster for all.
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08:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry dumps his girlfriend when he finds out she may have breast implants; Kramer claims to have seen Salman Rushdie at a health club.
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09:00 AM
Seinfeld
When Jerry and Kramer observe an operation, they accidentally drop a candy into the surgical cavity.
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09:30 AM
Seinfeld
A car valet with killer body odor leaves Jerry and Elaine gasping for breath; George sees an ex-girlfriend holding hands with someone else.
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10:00 AM
Seinfeld
George's father (Jerry Stiller) is arrested when Jerry and George park his car in a handicapped spot.
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10:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
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11:00 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry and George produce their pilot, but George doesn't like the actor playing him; Kramer has a personal problem.
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11:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry begs Elaine for another chance when she reveals her true feelings about their relationship; Kramer is banned from his favorite fruit shop.
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12:00 PM
Seinfeld
George and Elaine go to an optician after George loses his glasses at his health club; Elaine fears she has rabies after being bitten by a dog.
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12:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry appears on "Today" with Bryant Gumbel, but must wear a silly shirt as the result of a misunderstanding with Kramer's "low talker" girlfriend; George moves in with his parents.
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01:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry, Kramer and Newman (Wayne Knight) investigate their accountant's unexplained sniffles; Elaine's new boyfriend has an annoying habit.
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01:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry and Elaine are apprehensive about being the godparents to their friends' newborn son; George is thrilled with his new parking spot.
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02:00 PM
Seinfeld
George asks Jerry's date (Marlee Matlin) to read the lips of his ex-girlfriend at a party; Elaine has trouble communicating with a limo driver.
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02:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry and Elaine begin gaining weight and suspect a nonfat-yogurt shop may be making false claims; Jerry's use of a bad word influences Maryedith's son.
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03:00 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry decides to change barbers because his has a history of giving bad haircuts; George poses as an employee after a job interview.
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03:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry becomes tense when he can't get his masseuse girlfriend (Jennifer Coolidge) to give him a massage.
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04:00 PM
The Daily Show
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
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04:35 PM
South Park
Cartman has decided to let a special someone know exactly how he feels.
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05:02 PM
South Park
South Park Elementary takes steps to address football's concussion crisis.
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05:25 PM
The Daily Show
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
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06:00 PM
South Park
Butters decides to begin a journey where he will follow in the path of his Hawaiian ancestors.
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06:30 PM
South Park
Randy's big plans for Halloween night keep Stan from trick or treating with his friends.
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08:00 PM
South Park
A scandal has shaken everyone's beleifs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands.
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08:30 PM
South Park
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.
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09:00 PM
South Park
When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.
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09:30 PM
South Park
To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.
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10:00 PM
Portable Oxygen
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10:30 PM
Men's Health: All-Natural Secret for Prostate Health
Prosvent is a doctor formulated blend of rejuvenating herbs and nutrients that help protect overall prostate health.
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11:00 PM
Who Stole My Life?
Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
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11:30 PM
Jane Seymour, Kate Walsh share their skin secrets
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TV guide - Thursday, 05/23/2024
12:00 AM
Futurama
When the ship sinks during a fishing trip, leaking caffeine spawns a civilization of mermaids and mermen.
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12:24 AM
Futurama
Bender is recruited by the robot mafia to participate in a Zuban cigar heist. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Tress MacNeille.
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12:48 AM
Futurama
The crew discovers an irresistible source of food on a new planet.
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01:12 AM
Futurama
The founder of Mom's Friendly Robot Co. wants world domination for a Mother's Day gift. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
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01:36 AM
Futurama
When professor Farnsworth builds a "what if" machine, Fry and the crew find out what would happen if their wishes were fulfilled.
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02:00 AM
Futurama
When Bender's late uncle leaves him a gothic castle, Bender must spend one entire night there. Voices of Billy West, John Di Maggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille.
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02:30 AM
Futurama
Fry and Bender join the military, unaware that Earth is about to go to war; Leela serves under Zapp Brannigan.
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03:00 AM
South Park
Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.
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03:30 AM
South Park
The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.
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04:00 AM
South Park
Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty. Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
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04:30 AM
South Park
Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters.
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05:00 AM
South Park
The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.
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05:30 AM
South Park
South Park goes gluten free.
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06:00 AM
South Park
Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
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06:30 AM
South Park
Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful.
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07:00 AM
Seinfeld
Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.
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07:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
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08:00 AM
Seinfeld
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend (Dan Cortese).
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08:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
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09:00 AM
Seinfeld
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
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09:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .
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