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TV guide - Tuesday, 05/28/2024
12:00 AM
Futurama
Bender accidentally dumps hazardous material on penguins while he pilots the ship past Pluto. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille.
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12:24 AM
Futurama
Fry searches the ruins of New York for a seven-leaf clover he remembers from his past. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Lauren Tom and David Herman.
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12:48 AM
Futurama
Leela is reunited with an orphan-turned-plastic surgeon who offers her the appearance of two eyes. With the voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal.
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01:12 AM
Futurama
Fry is fed a diet of motor oil at an insane asylum for robots until he comes to believe that he is a robot.
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01:36 AM
Futurama
After Bender has a debilitating accident, rock star Beck comes to his aid with a benefit concert. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio. Guest voice: Beck.
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02:00 AM
Futurama
The professor creates a team of mutants to challenge the fearsome Harlem Globetrotters. Voices of Billy West and Katey Sagal.
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02:35 AM
Futurama
Fry falls for a replica of actress Lucy Liu, who is being held against her will by an Internet company.
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03:10 AM
South Park
Santa is stealing all the joy from the town's holiday season.
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03:45 AM
South Park
Members of a fourth grade class are banned from wearing their pajamas to school on the most important day of the year.
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04:15 AM
South Park
Stan's horrified to realize he's misinterpreted some of the greatest writing of all time.
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04:50 AM
South Park
Cartman is not happy when his mom gets a new job.
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05:25 AM
South Park
A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.
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06:00 AM
South Park
The boys find out that the joys of playing Airsoft come with the challenges of dealing with teenagers.
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06:30 AM
South Park
Butters is shocked to learn that people in South Park don't understand what St. Patrick's Day is really about.
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07:00 AM
Seinfeld
A series of mishaps occur when George's phone lines get crossed and a woman answers when anyone calls.
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07:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry's purchase of a new sofa helps Elaine land a new romantic interest when she begins dating the man who delivered it (David James Elliott).
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08:00 AM
Seinfeld
Elaine must substitute for her boss in a merger deal; a girlfriend's mom sees George eating out of the trash.
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08:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry is forced to treat an obnoxious comic (Stephen Hytner) to dinner after accepting a designer suit.
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09:00 AM
Seinfeld
Elaine wins her boss (Ian Abercrombie) a chance to walk in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. George buys the car of a celebrity.
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09:30 AM
Seinfeld
George hires a dowdy assistant (Vicki Lewis) whose competence and productivity prove to be a turn-on.
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10:00 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry is challenged to a race by a former high-school classmate; Kramer fights for his rights as a store Santa.
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10:30 AM
Seinfeld
George discovers Kramer's first name while trying to determine whether his girlfriend has an eating disorder.
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11:00 AM
The Office
Dwight and Angela compete in a paper airplane contest; Andy prepares for an acting role; Jim and Pam use new skills.
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11:30 AM
The Office
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
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12:00 PM
The Office
Andy decides to quit his job and pursue his dream; Dwight has his best day ever at work; Jim comes back to Scranton to spend more time with Pam.
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12:30 PM
The Office
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
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01:00 PM
The Office
As everyone prepares for the premiere of the documentary, Jim convinces Dwight that he needs to hire an assistant to the assistant to the regional manager; after being turned away at daycare, Angela brings her baby to work.
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01:30 PM
The Office
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
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02:00 PM
The Office
Past and present Dunder Mifflin employees gather for a wedding and a final round of interviews.
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02:30 PM
The Office
When a documentary crew arrives at Mifflin, manager Michael Scott attempts to paint a rosy picture but fails after learning the company will be downsizing.
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03:00 PM
The Office
When Dwight gets the authority to choose a health plan for everyone, the power quickly goes to his head, infuriating his co-workers.
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03:30 PM
The Office
Michael tries to raise employee morale with a birthday party amid rumors of downsizing.
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04:00 PM
South Park
Cartman is jealous of the friendship that has developed between Kyle and Tolkien and decides to do something about it.
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04:30 PM
South Park
The prince of Canada and his wife try to find privacy and seclusion in a small mountain town.
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05:00 PM
South Park
The "South Park" boys renovate and open a historic restaurant in Colorado.
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05:30 PM
South Park
Spring break is an excuse for Garrison to jump back into his former depraved lifestyle.
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06:00 PM
South Park
The boys are named junior deputies and open up their own detective agency.
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06:30 PM
South Park
Townspeople fight the take-over by casino owners.
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08:00 PM
South Park
Everybody tries to be the gayest when homosexuality becomes hip in South Park.
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08:30 PM
South Park
Cartman starts a Christian rock group, while Kyle, Stan and Kenny are arrested for downloading music off the Internet.
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09:00 PM
South Park
The elderly residents of South Park lead a revolt after their licenses get revoked.
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09:30 PM
South Park
Cartman exacts revenge when he is not invited to Kyle's birthday party.
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10:00 PM
Ninja Woodfire Outdoor Grill
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10:30 PM
Paid Programming
Paid programming.
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11:00 PM
Who Stole My Life?
Every 3 seconds an American's identity is stolen. Just how safe is your 401k? Your bank account? Your home? Your credit? Crime Reporter Tom Morris Jr. investigates the identity theft epidemic. Find out how you can help protect yourself with LifeLock.
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11:30 PM
Health and Wellness Insights for Older Adults Dr. Laolu
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TV guide - Wednesday, 05/29/2024
12:00 AM
Futurama
The Planet Express crew is thrown back in time to 1947 New Mexico, where they become part of the infamous UFO crash.
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12:24 AM
Futurama
Earthlings assault Bender as he delivers toys on behalf of the evil Santabot, who is frozen in a block of ice.
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12:48 AM
Futurama
In several "what if" scenarios, Bender learns how life would be if he were human, Fry experiences life as if it were a video game, and Leela wonders about her true home.
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01:12 AM
Futurama
Bender falls in love with the spaceship after the professor upgrades its software with a sexy female voice.
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01:36 AM
Futurama
Leela is honored for her achievement as a starship captain at the orphanage where she was raised; with Fry's help, Leela learns what happened to her parents.
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02:00 AM
Futurama
Amy's new boyfriend enlists the gang as a posse to pursue rustlers who stole buggalo, an alien version of cattle.
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02:35 AM
Futurama
After the crew is enslaved to help build a pyramid, a suddenly motivated Bender winds up on the throne as pharaoh.
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03:10 AM
South Park
The school counselor suggests Cartman find his father.
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03:45 AM
South Park
Cartman discovers his father's identity.
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04:15 AM
South Park
A crime wave hits South Park, chickens are violated, and Barbrady resigns.
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04:50 AM
South Park
School counselor Mackey gets fired; Kyle tries to prevent Ike's circumcision.
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05:25 AM
South Park
The town's dodge-ball team goes to the championships; the school nurse deals with a strange medical disorder.
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06:00 AM
South Park
Ned and Jimbo's hunting show faces a ratings war with "Jesus and Pals."
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06:30 AM
South Park
It's up to Ms. Crabtree to save the entire busload of South Park Elementary School kids after a crash.
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07:00 AM
Seinfeld
A friend (Jon Lovitz) fakes illness to get Jerry's sympathy; Kramer obstructs justice.
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07:30 AM
Seinfeld
Elaine tries to convert a gay acquaintance (Robert Mailhouse) to heterosexuality; George and his date have secrets.
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08:00 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry runs into trouble with Elaine's friend Wendy (Wendie Malick) after he decides to stop kissing acquaintances.
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08:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry covers for a hostile doorman (Larry Miller) at Elaine's boss's (Ian Abercrombie) apartment; George's father is living with him.
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09:00 AM
Seinfeld
Kramer's numbing experience at the dentist wins him a spot in a charity concert; George is accused of stealing.
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09:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry is forced to flee his apartment when it must be bug-bombed for fleas, which prevents Elaine from getting a manuscript she needs.
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