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Comedy Central

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TV guide - Thursday, 05/23/2024

12:00 AM
South Park
A scandal has shaken everyone's beleifs, causing them to begin cutting off their yellow support wristbands.
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12:30 AM
South Park
Eric Cartman is hiding something in his bedroom that could change the outcome of the presidential election.
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01:00 AM
South Park
When Cartman infiltrates the NSA, he is unhappy with the contents of his personal file.
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01:30 AM
South Park
To keep their parents from hurting each other, the boys use the game 'Minecraft' to distract them.
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02:00 AM
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02:30 AM
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03:00 AM
Who Stole My Life?
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03:30 AM
Jane Seymour, Kate Walsh share their skin secrets
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04:00 AM
Futurama
When the ship sinks during a fishing trip, leaking caffeine spawns a civilization of mermaids and mermen.
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04:24 AM
Futurama
Bender is recruited by the robot mafia to participate in a Zuban cigar heist. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Tress MacNeille.
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04:48 AM
Futurama
The crew discovers an irresistible source of food on a new planet.
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05:12 AM
Futurama
The founder of Mom's Friendly Robot Co. wants world domination for a Mother's Day gift. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal and John Di Maggio.
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05:36 AM
Futurama
When professor Farnsworth builds a "what if" machine, Fry and the crew find out what would happen if their wishes were fulfilled.
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06:00 AM
Futurama
When Bender's late uncle leaves him a gothic castle, Bender must spend one entire night there. Voices of Billy West, John Di Maggio, Katey Sagal, Lauren Tom, Maurice LaMarche and Tress MacNeille.
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06:30 AM
Futurama
Fry and Bender join the military, unaware that Earth is about to go to war; Leela serves under Zapp Brannigan.
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07:00 AM
South Park
Cartman thinks Token is a threat to everyone.
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07:30 AM
South Park
The goth kids are sent to a camp for troubled children.
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08:00 AM
South Park
Kyle and Ike start to grow apart when Ike hits puberty. Kyle tries to save their relationship by taking Ike to see a live performance of Yo Gabba Gabba.
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08:30 AM
South Park
Wendy ends up in the counselor's office after trying to fix one of her girlfriends up with Butters.
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09:00 AM
South Park
The boys name their new startup company The Washington Redskins.
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09:30 AM
South Park
South Park goes gluten free.
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10:00 AM
South Park
Randy is keeping a huge secret and the pressure is getting to him; Cartman calls Stan a cissy.
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10:30 AM
South Park
Timmy gains a lot of enemies after his new car service becomes successful.
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11:00 AM
Seinfeld
Elaine's American Indian friend thinks Jerry is a racist after he gives Elaine a cigar-store Indian statue as a present.
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11:30 AM
Seinfeld
Jerry thinks his girlfriend (Kimberly Campbell) has a fungus; George converts to the Latvian Orthodox religion.
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12:00 PM
Seinfeld
Elaine's toilet stall has no tissue and the woman in the next stall refuses to give her some; George acts giddy around Elaine's boyfriend (Dan Cortese).
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12:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry, Elaine, George and Kramer search for something to take to a dinner party; Jerry and Elaine forget to take a number at the bakery; Kramer and George have trouble buying wine.
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01:00 PM
Seinfeld
George poses as a marine biologist while on a date with a former college classmate (Rosalind Allen); Elaine loses her electronic organizer.
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01:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry becomes obsessed when his date refuses to sample his pie; a clothing store mannequin resembles Elaine .
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02:00 PM
Seinfeld
Kramer befriends a little person when he is hired as a stand-in for a soap opera; George wants to break up with a girlfriend.
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02:30 PM
Seinfeld
Jerry lets his girlfriend (Courteney Cox) pose as his wife so she can receive a discount at the dry cleaner.
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03:00 PM
The Office
Erin tries to put on a Halloween party that will please both Andy and Robert California; Jim and Pam fight about the existence of ghosts; Dwight bonds with Robert California's son.
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03:35 PM
The Office
Dwight installs a device in the office that will get everyone fired if they make too many errors.
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04:10 PM
The Office
Pam teams up with Dwight to prove that Jim thinks her temporary replacement is pretty; Robert California asks to join Andy, Darryl and Kevin's band.
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04:45 PM
The Office
Andy tries to motivate the staff by taking them on a field trip to Gettysburg; Robert asks those who stay behind to come up with the company's next big idea.
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05:20 PM
The Office
Robert California brings his wife (Maura Tierney) into the office to find her a job; Dwight opens a gym in the building.
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05:55 PM
The Office
Andy tries to make holiday wishes come true; Robert decides to drown his sorrows at the office party.
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06:30 PM
The Office
Andy gets the office involved in a trivia contest; Dwight explores job opportunities at Sabre headquarters.
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07:00 PM
The Office
When Robert decides to sell his mansion, Kevin suggests he throw a pool party for the office; Erin flirts with Dwight to get Andy's attention; Robert gives a tour of his home.
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07:30 PM
The Office
When Jim returns from jury duty Dwight questions him about the case; Angela and the senator welcome their new baby.
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08:00 PM
The Daily Show
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
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08:35 PM
The Daily Show
Jordan Klepper speaks to foreign affairs experts, possible Russian assets, and probably Russian recording devices to find out whether Republicans have become the Kremlin's useful idiots.
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09:02 PM
South Park
Cartman and Butters obtain a drone and take it for a spin around the neighborhood.
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09:25 PM
The Daily Show
A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.
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10:00 PM
South Park
Illegal activity is occurring in the basement of City Wok.
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10:30 PM
South Park
Kyle just wants to play video games with his little brother, Ike, but when Ike doesn't want to play with him anymore, Kyle is afraid that the next generation is passing him by.
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TV guide - Friday, 05/24/2024

12:00 AM
South Park
Cartmaan Bra is trending as the country prepares to watch the biggest holiday spectacular ever.
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12:30 AM
South Park
The boys express their high respect for Caitlyn Jenner.
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01:00 AM
South Park
Garrison decides he wants to build a wall to keep out all of the undocumented immigrants.
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01:30 AM
South Park
With the town of South Park gentrifying, Kenny feels it is time to get a job.
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02:00 AM
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02:30 AM
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03:00 AM
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03:30 AM
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04:00 AM
Futurama
When Fry and Leela exchange job chips, Leela becomes a pizza delivery girl and Fry thaws out his old girlfriend.
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04:30 AM
Futurama
The crew is injected into Fry's body to fight off parasites he picked up from an egg-salad sandwich. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom.
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05:00 AM
Futurama
The guys are sentenced to death on Planet Amazonia by a race of giant women. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom. Guest voice: Bea Arthur.
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05:30 AM
Futurama
Bender meets a charming fembot in the Bending Factory when Farnsworth sends him there for rehabilitation.
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06:00 AM
Futurama
Fry is strangely immune when flying brains invade Earth and reduce other humans to imbecility. Voices of Billy West, Katey Sagal, John Di Maggio, Phil LaMarr and Lauren Tom.
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06:35 AM
Futurama
Dr. Zoidberg makes a movie with his uncle, a faded hologram star, and ends up at the 3001 Academy Awards ceremony.
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07:10 AM
South Park
Cartman considers himself the top online restaurant reviewer in South Park.
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07:45 AM
South Park
Cartman becomes a victim of body-shaming.
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08:15 AM
South Park
The Asian girls in school are drawing pictures of Tweek and Craig.
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08:50 AM
South Park
South Park's citizens decide they no longer need a police force.
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09:25 AM
South Park
Jimmy deals with PC Principal's beliefs.
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10:00 AM
South Park
When PC Principal goes missing, it's discovered he's disappeared with two of the 4th grade students.
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10:30 AM
South Park
Kyle chooses a dangerous alliance over his friendship with Stan.
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11:00 AM
Seinfeld
Kramer has a scheme to sell vintage raincoats; Jerry and his girlfriend can't get any alone time; George sells his father's cabana clothes.
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11:30 AM
Seinfeld
Kramer's scheme to sell vintage raincoats backfires; George tries to dump his "little brother"; Jerry and his girlfriend go to a movie to be alone.
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12:00 PM
Seinfeld
George is forced to confront his cowardliness after he runs from a kitchen fire; Kramer dates one of Elaine's co-workers.
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12:30 PM
Seinfeld
George fears Jerry's girlfriend will give his girlfriend an inaccurate description after she sees him naked.
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01:00 PM
Seinfeld
George learns success lies in doing the opposite of what he would normally do; Kramer appears on "Live -- Regis & Kathie Lee."
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01:30 PM
Seinfeld
Kramer acts as chaperone when Jerry goes on a date with Miss Rhode Island (Marguerite MacIntyre).
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